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Only in Springvale
  • Get in a friend’s car
  • Pass a bag to friend
  • Get approached by a tall white man
  • Man pulls sleeve up
  • His forearm was constricted by a cloth tied tightly around it
  • Scars are clearly visible from all the needles
  • “Hey mate did ya just pick up some smack (street name for heroin)? Let’s shoot up.”

O_O   Only in Springvale

Fuck the system

This is what I love, and can’t stop loving:

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Everyone missed this cunt.

Today: 
Woke up, sister’s car windows smashed
Sister stole my car
I got not car
Home alone
Fuck trains

Everyone missed this cunt.

Today: 

  • Woke up, sister’s car windows smashed
  • Sister stole my car
  • I got not car
  • Home alone
  • Fuck trains
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(Source: sandysmind, via pleatedjeans)

Fuck him.

So i had this friend from high school and we havent talked for like 6 months now. I really hate his attitude. 

LMAOOOO fkn dickhead did this to me today!

LMAOOOO fkn dickhead did this to me today!

(Source: penishole, via thefuuuucomics)

All women do is complain…

All women do is complain…

(via did-you-kno)

Ceeebsed the Tumblr challenge on the first day so I stuck to my penalty. I’m now an organ donor. ;) Buuuuut I didn’t just select my kidney to be donated, rather, all of these:
Bone tissue
Corneas
Heart
Heart valves
Kidneys
Liver
Lungs
Pancreas
Skin tissue
Since I got no talents in life, lifesaving will be my talent!
To the 10 potential candidates, you are most welcome.

Ceeebsed the Tumblr challenge on the first day so I stuck to my penalty. I’m now an organ donor. ;) Buuuuut I didn’t just select my kidney to be donated, rather, all of these:

  • Bone tissue
  • Corneas
  • Heart
  • Heart valves
  • Kidneys
  • Liver
  • Lungs
  • Pancreas
  • Skin tissue

Since I got no talents in life, lifesaving will be my talent!

To the 10 potential candidates, you are most welcome.

LMAO who dah feck?

LMAO who dah feck?