Hi. My name is Elquin. Cool.
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- Get in a friend’s car
- Pass a bag to friend
- Get approached by a tall white man
- Man pulls sleeve up
- His forearm was constricted by a cloth tied tightly around it
- Scars are clearly visible from all the needles
- “Hey mate did ya just pick up some smack (street name for heroin)? Let’s shoot up.”
O_O Only in Springvale
Everyone missed this cunt.
Today:
- Woke up, sister’s car windows smashed
- Sister stole my car
- I got not car
- Home alone
- Fuck trains
So i had this friend from high school and we havent talked for like 6 months now. I really hate his attitude.
Ceeebsed the Tumblr challenge on the first day so I stuck to my penalty. I’m now an organ donor. ;) Buuuuut I didn’t just select my kidney to be donated, rather, all of these:
- Bone tissue
- Corneas
- Heart
- Heart valves
- Kidneys
- Liver
- Lungs
- Pancreas
- Skin tissue
Since I got no talents in life, lifesaving will be my talent!
To the 10 potential candidates, you are most welcome.
